Audioccult Vol. 67: Lisa Frank’s ♡ Necronomicon ♡
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August 09, 2013
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# Audioccult Vol. 67: Lisa Frank’s ♡ Necronomicon ♡
\[15.07.2021. Content warning: an [*article*][1] published by
J.-H. Kabuiku on July 9th 2021 points out Dominick Fernow's consistent
links with metal and noise artists, bands, labels and productions using
pedophilia and sexual violence imagery, listing a number of regular
collaborators explicitly affiliated with National Socialism and white
power ideology. More on this [*here*][2]*\]*
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*Light a candle. Draw the required sigils. Now, raise your arms above
your head and slowly, gently, exhale your soul. You won't need it here.
This is Audioccult, and it's time to get low.
Illustration: [SHALTMIRA][3]{: target="_blank" rel="noopener"}*
Summer. It's the **HOTTEST** part of the year---and not just because you
don't have to do homework! But, as with all things in this mortal coil,
summer fades in to Fall, and that means it's time to take care of your
**Back To School** shopping! We have a wide variety of new and improved
items to make your Mondays feel more like **FUN**days. You like cats?
We've got a **SHIT-TON** of sweet and sassy cats on our binders. Put a
puffy sticker of the Sigil of Ningishzidaon on your locker to show the
Usurper God of the West that **this** is the year he gets dethroned.
There's nothing that says, "Here's a dolphin on a bag" like a dolphin on
a bag! Our award-winning dolphin backpacks, totes and purses are crafted
by pseudo-hand in our Dolphin FleshFarm, located on the endless plains
of Oban-Leh. **HOT TIP 4 TEENZ:** Are mom and dad rejecting your
fertility by disallowing lipstick? Squeeze the spot below the dolphin's
eye. The still-living flesh will secrete a specially formulated glitter
lip balm that will allow you to express **YOU**.
Math? Alchemy? **BORINGGGGG**! We know what you need to make your
morning special: plush tigers! Put a few of these little guys in your
desk and homeroom will be pawwwsitively pleasurable, and they definitely
don't come to life at night and leech color from the flesh of your
younger siblings.
Looking for a new unicorn poster with **personality**? How about *five*:
Star Traveler, Glitter Appletini, Hoof Agonist, The Defiler, and Misty
Sparkles. All unicorns have been conceived to match the fresh and funky
personalities of our diverse audience; for example, The Defiler *hates*
rules but is interested in following her dreams, and Misty Sparkles (as
well as the middle-aged man whose chest she is pupating in and slowly
draining the physical and spiritual essence from, that she might be
birthed anew into our reality) loves to have *fun!* And thanks to the
Rainbow Arts of our High Priestess, this year apostates no longer have
to make the pilgrimage to our headquarters in Parallax-Sumer for pencil
cases; find us at your local Wal-Mart, Target, Shekel General, and
nearby holes in the ground weeping pus and emitting sobbing noises. ~
[1]: https://jeanhugueskabuiku.substack.com/p/about-vatican-shadow-link-with-the
[2]: https://www.electronicbeats.net/on-vatican-shadow-and-the-far-right/
[3]: http://shaltmira.weebly.com/
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text: '<p class="p1"><i>[15.07.2021. Content warning: an </i><a href="https://jeanhugueskabuiku.substack.com/p/about-vatican-shadow-link-with-the"><i>article</i></a><i> published by J.-H. Kabuiku on July 9th 2021 points out Dominick Fernow’s consistent links with metal and noise artists, bands, labels and productions using pedophilia and sexual violence imagery, listing a number of regular collaborators explicitly affiliated with National Socialism and white power ideology. More on this </i><a href="https://www.electronicbeats.net/on-vatican-shadow-and-the-far-right/"><i>here</i></a><i>]</i></p><p><em>Light a candle. Draw the required sigils. Now, raise your arms above your head and slowly, gently, exhale your soul. You won’t need it here. This is Audioccult, and it’s time to get low. Illustration: <a href="http://shaltmira.weebly.com/" target="_blank" rel="noopener">SHALTMIRA</a></em></p><p>Summer. It’s the <strong>HOTTEST</strong> part of the year—and not just because you don’t have to do homework! But, as with all things in this mortal coil, summer fades in to Fall, and that means it’s time to take care of your <strong>Back To School</strong> shopping! We have a wide variety of new and improved items to make your Mondays feel more like <strong>FUN</strong>days. You like cats? We’ve got a <strong>SHIT-TON</strong> of sweet and sassy cats on our binders. Put a puffy sticker of the Sigil of Ningishzidaon on your locker to show the Usurper God of the West that <strong>this</strong> is the year he gets dethroned.</p><p>There’s nothing that says, “Here’s a dolphin on a bag” like a dolphin on a bag! Our award-winning dolphin backpacks, totes and purses are crafted by pseudo-hand in our Dolphin FleshFarm, located on the endless plains of Oban-Leh. <strong>HOT TIP 4 TEENZ:</strong> Are mom and dad rejecting your fertility by disallowing lipstick? Squeeze the spot below the dolphin’s eye. The still-living flesh will secrete a specially formulated glitter lip balm that will allow you to express <strong>YOU</strong>.</p><p>Math? Alchemy? <strong>BORINGGGGG</strong>! We know what you need to make your morning special: plush tigers! Put a few of these little guys in your desk and homeroom will be pawwwsitively pleasurable, and they definitely don’t come to life at night and leech color from the flesh of your younger siblings.</p><p>Looking for a new unicorn poster with <strong>personality</strong>? How about <em>five</em>: Star Traveler, Glitter Appletini, Hoof Agonist, The Defiler, and Misty Sparkles. All unicorns have been conceived to match the fresh and funky personalities of our diverse audience; for example, The Defiler <em>hates</em> rules but is interested in following her dreams, and Misty Sparkles (as well as the middle-aged man whose chest she is pupating in and slowly draining the physical and spiritual essence from, that she might be birthed anew into our reality) loves to have <em>fun!</em> And thanks to the Rainbow Arts of our High Priestess, this year apostates no longer have to make the pilgrimage to our headquarters in Parallax-Sumer for pencil cases; find us at your local Wal-Mart, Target, Shekel General, and nearby holes in the ground weeping pus and emitting sobbing noises. ~</p>'
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# Audioccult Vol. 67: Lisa Frank’s ♡ Necronomicon ♡ \[15.07.2021. Content warning: an [*article*][1] published by J.-H. Kabuiku on July 9th 2021 points out Dominick Fernow's consistent links with metal and noise artists, bands, labels and productions using pedophilia and sexual violence imagery,...
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We've got a **SHIT-TON** of sweet and sassy cats on our binders. Put a puffy sticker of the Sigil of Ningishzidaon on your locker to show the Usurper God of the West that **this** is the year he gets dethroned. There's nothing that says, "Here's a dolphin on a bag" like a dolphin on a ...
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We know what you need to make your morning special: plush tigers. Put a few of these little guys in your desk and homeroom will be pawwwsitively pleasurable, and they definitely don't come to life at night and leech color from the flesh of your younger siblings. Looking for a new unicorn poster w...