Audioccult Vol. 22: The Professional One
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# Audioccult Vol. 22: The Professional One
\[15.07.2021. Content warning: an [*article*][1] published by
J.-H. Kabuiku on July 9th 2021 points out Dominick Fernow's consistent
links with metal and noise artists, bands, labels and productions using
pedophilia and sexual violence imagery, listing a number of regular
collaborators explicitly affiliated with National Socialism and white
power ideology. More on this [*here*][2]*\]*
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**Light a candle. Draw the required sigils. Now, raise your arms above
your head and slowly, gently, exhale your soul. You won't need it here.
This is **Audioccult**, and it's time to get low.**
As a professional journalist, it's my duty to look and act the part.
This is why, over the weekend, I tattooed [93][3] on my index finger and
then got OD blunted with **Zebra Katz** and Njena Reddd Foxxx.
My blatant disregard for the other journalists involved most
likely made me look fairly fucking cool, especially when I fell down
from backstage vodka. Pics didn't happen, and unfortunately therefore
this scenario didn't happen. Makes you think, about nothing, because
thoughts are not photos and don't exist. My three-day (and counting)
hangover, however, does. You don't just *get* this giant PRESS card to
stick in your hat brim; you gotta *earn* it.
The only thing I've found to be a sure-fire cure for the DTs in ya head
is some EQs in the red. Thankfully I have a plethora of weirdos** **to
pump perverse bass into my skull and gross guts. Hard to believe it's
been more than a year since White Ring dropped their [*Chaind Vol.
1*][4] mixtape, packed with remixes of **NIN, Cocteau Twins, Lil
B**, Rick Ross, and more. Now they're gearing up for
Vol. 2, and the first peek is an evil **Waka Flocka** trap
remix. Yes, we're (at least a *little*) sick of all the trap remixes
too, but this one is worth your time if you're on that ghetto-goth vibe
like me. Umberto takes it to an even heavier realm of after-dark,
car-rattling horror. 'The Investigation' is a Dario Argento-flavored
Swisher Sweet that rides heavier than we've ever heard this kid go
before; his upcoming LP Night Has A Thousand Screams is likely
going to be soundtracking my autumn.
**Chris Brown**: yuck. Regardless of **Rihanna**'s feelings on the
subject, if seeing this dude's name on a track doesn't make your
genitals suck up inside your body (similar to how a new **Weeknd**
track[ might affect you][5]) then you're probably Chris Brown, so eat
chain. Still, the fact that it's a **MADDEN** remix made me overcome my
natural aversion to [complete][6] tools because, like all MADDEN cuts,
it bangs hard. Not half as hard, however, as **Craxxxmurf**'s bass-heavy
bullet 'M16 DR☯P'. Played this out; the amount of booties popped that
night: *ludicrous*. Now that we've saturated the 'bass tracks that
[sound][7] like [guns][8]', how about ones that sound like [knives][9]?
Facebook recommended both [knives and partying][10] recently, and now I
have a blade fetish that can't be cucked. My hands are trembling. "You
should quit smoking" my reflection said to me this morning. "I can't
feel my limbs, and now I'm crazy." I said. "I know, but don't let anyone
else know." I said. I'm not trustworthy either.
**Massacooraman**'s '[Dead Long Time][11]' is a fantastic track (even
more so when [remixed][12] by **Nguzunguzu**) so it was a pleasure to
see his new **Fade To Mind** mix in my feed. For anyone needing a taste
of future bass/space reggaeton/post-dancehall/juking off, this is *the*
place. Also, **Lil Ugly Mane** is remastering and re-releasing his
*Mista Thug Isolation* LP on **Hundebiss**, which is cool. "You should
quit smoking" my brain says as I inhale once more, eagerly anticipating
the completion of this article so that I can smoke more and feel like an
emotional void. Did you know that I'm a grown up man? I sit in my empty,
monochromatic room and make [**Diamanda Galas** and **Vatican Shadow**
mashups][13]. Because of this and other things, I get money. I'm never
really sure what to think of this. Cup fulla Beetlejuice. Goodbye.
[1]: https://jeanhugueskabuiku.substack.com/p/about-vatican-shadow-link-with-the
[2]: https://www.electronicbeats.net/on-vatican-shadow-and-the-far-right/
[3]: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/93_(Thelema)
[4]: http://www.electronicbeats.net/2011/08/05/white-ring-unchain-new-mixtape/
[5]: http://www.electronicbeats.net/2012/06/11/audioccult-vol-10-the-sex-edition/
[6]: http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/70686311.html
[7]: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Riz2iJva1HQ
[8]: http://soundcloud.com/noisia/noisia-machine-gun-16bit-remix
[9]: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrOjTMWf5eM
[10]: http://blackblackgold.tumblr.com/post/30034386484/truth-in-advertising
[11]: http://soundcloud.com/fadetomind/massacooramaan-dead-long-time
[12]: http://soundcloud.com/fadetomind/dead-long-time-nguzu-rmx
[13]: http://blackblackgold.tumblr.com/post/31481229676/diamanda-galas-x-vatican-shadow-double-barreled
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text: '<p class="p1"><i>[15.07.2021. Content warning: an </i><a href="https://jeanhugueskabuiku.substack.com/p/about-vatican-shadow-link-with-the"><i>article</i></a><i> published by J.-H. Kabuiku on July 9th 2021 points out Dominick Fernow’s consistent links with metal and noise artists, bands, labels and productions using pedophilia and sexual violence imagery, listing a number of regular collaborators explicitly affiliated with National Socialism and white power ideology. More on this </i><a href="https://www.electronicbeats.net/on-vatican-shadow-and-the-far-right/"><i>here</i></a><i>]</i></p><p><em><em>Light a candle. Draw the required sigils. Now, raise your arms above your head and slowly, gently, exhale your soul. You won’t need it here. This is <strong>Audioccult</strong>, and it’s time to get low.</em></em></p><p>As a professional journalist, it’s my duty to look and act the part. This is why, over the weekend, I tattooed <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/93_(Thelema)">93</a> on my index finger and then got OD blunted with <strong>Zebra Katz</strong> and <strong>Njena Reddd Foxxx. </strong>My blatant disregard for the other journalists involved most likely made me look fairly fucking cool, especially when I fell down from backstage vodka. Pics didn’t happen, and unfortunately therefore this scenario didn’t happen. Makes you think, about nothing, because thoughts are not photos and don’t exist. My three-day (and counting) hangover, however, does. You don’t just <em>get</em> this giant PRESS card to stick in your hat brim; you gotta <em>earn</em> it.</p><p>The only thing I’ve found to be a sure-fire cure for the DTs in ya head is some EQs in the red. Thankfully I have a plethora of weirdos<strong> </strong>to pump perverse bass into my skull and gross guts. Hard to believe it’s been more than a year since White Ring dropped their <a href="http://www.electronicbeats.net/2011/08/05/white-ring-unchain-new-mixtape/"><em>Chaind Vol. 1</em></a> mixtape, packed with remixes of <strong>NIN, Cocteau Twins, Lil B</strong>, <strong>Rick Ross, </strong>and more. Now they’re gearing up for <em>Vol. 2, </em>and the first peek is an evil <strong>Waka Flocka</strong> trap remix. Yes, we’re (at least a <em>little</em>) sick of all the trap remixes too, but this one is worth your time if you’re on that ghetto-goth vibe like me. Umberto takes it to an even heavier realm of after-dark, car-rattling horror. ‘The Investigation’ is a Dario Argento-flavored Swisher Sweet that rides heavier than we’ve ever heard this kid go before; his upcoming LP <em>Night Has A Thousand Screams </em>is likely going to be soundtracking my autumn.</p><p><strong>Chris Brown</strong>: yuck. Regardless of <strong>Rihanna</strong>‘s feelings on the subject, if seeing this dude’s name on a track doesn’t make your genitals suck up inside your body (similar to how a new <strong>Weeknd</strong> track<a href="http://www.electronicbeats.net/2012/06/11/audioccult-vol-10-the-sex-edition/"> might affect you</a>) then you’re probably Chris Brown, so eat chain. Still, the fact that it’s a <strong>MADDEN</strong> remix made me overcome my natural aversion to <a href="http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/70686311.html">complete</a> tools because, like all MADDEN cuts, it bangs hard. Not half as hard, however, as <strong>Craxxxmurf</strong>‘s bass-heavy bullet ‘M16 DR☯P’. Played this out; the amount of booties popped that night: <em>ludicrous</em>. Now that we’ve saturated the ‘bass tracks that <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Riz2iJva1HQ">sound</a> like <a href="http://soundcloud.com/noisia/noisia-machine-gun-16bit-remix">guns</a>‘, how about ones that sound like <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrOjTMWf5eM">knives</a>? Facebook recommended both <a href="http://blackblackgold.tumblr.com/post/30034386484/truth-in-advertising">knives and partying</a> recently, and now I have a blade fetish that can’t be cucked. My hands are trembling. “You should quit smoking” my reflection said to me this morning. “I can’t feel my limbs, and now I’m crazy.” I said. “I know, but don’t let anyone else know.” I said. I’m not trustworthy either.</p><p><strong>Massacooraman</strong>‘s ‘<a href="http://soundcloud.com/fadetomind/massacooramaan-dead-long-time">Dead Long Time</a>‘ is a fantastic track (even more so when <a href="http://soundcloud.com/fadetomind/dead-long-time-nguzu-rmx">remixed</a> by <strong>Nguzunguzu</strong>) so it was a pleasure to see his new <strong>Fade To Mind</strong> mix in my feed. For anyone needing a taste of future bass/space reggaeton/post-dancehall/juking off, this is <em>the</em> place. Also, <strong>Lil Ugly Mane</strong> is remastering and re-releasing his <em>Mista Thug Isolation</em> LP on <strong>Hundebiss</strong>, which is cool. “You should quit smoking” my brain says as I inhale once more, eagerly anticipating the completion of this article so that I can smoke more and feel like an emotional void. Did you know that I’m a grown up man? I sit in my empty, monochromatic room and make <a href="http://blackblackgold.tumblr.com/post/31481229676/diamanda-galas-x-vatican-shadow-double-barreled"><strong>Diamanda Galas</strong> and <strong>Vatican Shadow</strong> mashups</a>. Because of this and other things, I get money. I’m never really sure what to think of this. Cup fulla Beetlejuice. Goodbye.</p>'
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# Audioccult Vol. 22: The Professional One \[15.07.2021. Content warning: an [*article*][1] published by J.-H. Kabuiku on July 9th 2021 points out Dominick Fernow's consistent links with metal and noise artists, bands, labels and productions using pedophilia and sexual violence imagery, listing ...
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Makes you think, about nothing, because thoughts are not photos and don't exist. My three-day (and counting) hangover, however, does. You don't just *get* this giant PRESS card to stick in your hat brim; you gotta *earn* it. The only thing I've found to be a sure-fire cure for the DTs in ya ...
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Umberto takes it to an even heavier realm of after-dark, car-rattling horror. 'The Investigation' is a Dario Argento-flavored Swisher Sweet that rides heavier than we've ever heard this kid go before; his upcoming LP Night Has A Thousand Screams is likely going to be soundtracking my autumn....
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"I know, but don't let anyone else know." I said. I'm not trustworthy either. **Massacooraman**'s '[Dead Long Time][11]' is a fantastic track (even more so when [remixed][12] by **Nguzunguzu**) so it was a pleasure to see his new **Fade To Mind** mix in my feed. For anyone needing a taste of futu...
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Cup fulla Beetlejuice. Goodbye. [1]: https://jeanhugueskabuiku.substack.com/p/about-vatican-shadow-link-with-the [2]: https://www.electronicbeats.net/on-vatican-shadow-and-the-far-right/ [3]: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/93_(Thelema) [4]: http://www.electronicbeats.net/2011/08/05/white-ring-uncha...