The Death Of Audioccult
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# The Death Of Audioccult
*"This is an open letter inviting you to explore a special selection of
audio/visual pleasures culled from my own musical and artistic
associations and associates. [This is the cult of audio.][1]{:
target="_blank"}" **-- Audioccult Vol. 1***
*"In the old days, they'd go, 'Hey, that old man died.' Now, they go,
'Hey, he lost his battle.' That's no way to end your life, you know?
What a loser that guy was. Last thing he did was lose." -- [Norm
MacDonald][2]{: target="_blank"}*
I started Audioccult shortly after I began working with Electronic
Beats, in 2011. It was conceived as a way to showcase small, weird bands
I thought were cool; bands that otherwise wouldn't get coverage on such
a wide platform. Over time, it became a repository for Lovecraftian
fanfics about [Lisa Frank][3]{: target="_blank"} and [Roseanne][4]{:
target="_blank"}, guides to the [perfect summer][5]{: target="_blank"}
or [emerging fashion trends][6]{: target="_blank"}, thought-pieces on
[the arts][7]{: target="_blank"}, and [controversial opinions about
dogs][8]{: target="_blank"}---each with a soundtrack comprised of my
favorite recent underground sounds. But the days of blazing in my desk
chair and letting my brain splash itself across electronicbeats.net are
over. I can talk about [Taco Bell and ghost dildos][9]{:
target="_blank"} as much as I want, to myself in the mirror. The death
of TeenWorld. "WAKE ME UP INSIDE. BRING ME BACK TO LIFE." -- Me to Anna
Nicole Smith in a dream.
[https://soundcloud.com/0thegroup/0-for-radio-71-playlist-from-the-green-mountain-felicia-atkinson][10]
[https://soundcloud.com/profoundlorerecords/prurient-frozen-niagara-falls-portion-one][11]
But it's what I've been saying all along: the living no longer matter.
We feed on and regurgitate our dead in ways that would make their ghosts
scream if they hadn't already been recycled into iPod cases. Aaliyah
reaches across the void to communicate sorrow; unfortunately her message
becomes obscured beneath Drake's burbles and baby-coos.
You say One Direction, I say Tupac Hologram
You say Skrillex, I say Whitney Houston
You say Aphex Twin, I say Kurt Cobain
You say Sia, I say Sia in four years (cast bones don't lie,
sad-but-true.wav)
You say Chelsea Wolfe, I say Per Yngve 'Dead' Ohlin
You say Kanye, I say Biggie Hologram (coming 12/21/16)
98% of teenagers continue to listen to living artists. If you are part
of the 2% that believe the opinions of the living are void and worthless
and that only the dead should be allowed to speak and grace our ears
with wisdom from the next plane, share this with ten friends so that I
make more money.
[SoundCloud Track (202213662)][12]{: target="_blank" rel="noopener
noreferrer"}
[SoundCloud Track (203286334)][13]{: target="_blank" rel="noopener
noreferrer"}
I hope you've enjoyed the last four years with me, unearthing strange
sounds and words. Immense gratitude to [Simona][14]{:
target="_blank"} and [Shaltmira][15]{: target="_blank"}, whose
illustrations elevated my words immeasurably. I'll still write
things about mostly [Prurient][16]{: target="_blank"} apparently on EB,
and will continue to mentally ejaculate across a variety of other
places, including my own³ [BlackBlackGold][17]{: target="_blank"}
and [UnReaL][18]{: target="_blank"}. So if you liked this, you'll loathe
and despise that. Don't click these links to lose an enslaved iPad. Also
there's now [an unaffiliated Audioccult record store][19]{:
target="_blank"} in NYC. It looks cool. Bye!
*Extinguish the candle. Clean the sigils off the floor. And slowly,
gently, inhale your soul---remember that? You can have it back. This
was Audioccult, and now it's time to arise.*
[https://soundcloud.com/unreal-life-com/blackblackgold-the-spirals-memory-1][20]
[1]: http://www.electronicbeats.net/audioccult-vol-1/
[2]: http://www.electronicbeats.net/audioccult-vol-108-nihilism-is-the-norm/
[3]: http://www.electronicbeats.net/audioccult-vol-67-lisa-franks/
[4]: http://www.electronicbeats.net/audioccult-vol-60-how-to-beat-depression-forever/
[5]: http://www.electronicbeats.net/audioccult-vol-58-tips-for-the-perfect-summer/
[6]: http://www.electronicbeats.net/audioccult-vol-54-tips-for-the-90s-fashionista/
[7]: http://www.electronicbeats.net/audioccult-vol-63-the-death-of-collaborative-art/
[8]: http://www.electronicbeats.net/audioccult-vol-106-the-dog-vol-1/
[9]: http://www.electronicbeats.net/audioccult-ashes-2-asses
[10]: https://soundcloud.com/0thegroup/0-for-radio-71-playlist-from-the-green-mountain-felicia-atkinson
[11]: https://soundcloud.com/profoundlorerecords/prurient-frozen-niagara-falls-portion-one
[12]: https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/202213662
[13]: https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/203286334
[14]: http://simoneklimmeck.com/
[15]: http://shaltmira.weebly.com/
[16]: http://www.electronicbeats.net/kiss-of-the-whip-a-beginners-guide-to-prurient/
[17]: http://blackblackgold.tumblr.com/
[18]: http://www.unreal-life.com/author/daniel/
[19]: http://audioccult.com/
[20]: https://soundcloud.com/unreal-life-com/blackblackgold-the-spirals-memory-1
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<p><em>“This is an open letter inviting you to explore a special selection of audio/visual pleasures culled from my own musical and artistic associations and associates. <a href="http://www.electronicbeats.net/audioccult-vol-1/" target="_blank">This is the cult of audio.</a>” <strong>– Audioccult Vol. 1</strong></em></p><p><em>“In the old days, they’d go, ‘Hey, that old man died.’ Now, they go, ‘Hey, he lost his battle.’ That’s no way to end your life, you know? What a loser that guy was. Last thing he did was lose.” – <a href="http://www.electronicbeats.net/audioccult-vol-108-nihilism-is-the-norm/" target="_blank">Norm MacDonald</a></em></p><p>I started Audioccult shortly after I began working with Electronic Beats, in 2011. It was conceived as a way to showcase small, weird bands I thought were cool; bands that otherwise wouldn’t get coverage on such a wide platform. Over time, it became a repository for Lovecraftian fanfics about <a href="http://www.electronicbeats.net/audioccult-vol-67-lisa-franks/" target="_blank">Lisa Frank</a> and <a href="http://www.electronicbeats.net/audioccult-vol-60-how-to-beat-depression-forever/" target="_blank">Roseanne</a>, guides to the <a href="http://www.electronicbeats.net/audioccult-vol-58-tips-for-the-perfect-summer/" target="_blank">perfect summer</a> or <a href="http://www.electronicbeats.net/audioccult-vol-54-tips-for-the-90s-fashionista/" target="_blank">emerging fashion trends</a>, thought-pieces on <a href="http://www.electronicbeats.net/audioccult-vol-63-the-death-of-collaborative-art/" target="_blank">the arts</a>, and <a href="http://www.electronicbeats.net/audioccult-vol-106-the-dog-vol-1/" target="_blank">controversial opinions about dogs</a>—each with a soundtrack comprised of my favorite recent underground sounds. But the days of blazing in my desk chair and letting my brain splash itself across electronicbeats.net are over. I can talk about <a href="http://www.electronicbeats.net/audioccult-ashes-2-asses" target="_blank">Taco Bell and ghost dildos</a> as much as I want, to myself in the mirror. The death of TeenWorld. “WAKE ME UP INSIDE. BRING ME BACK TO LIFE.” – Me to Anna Nicole Smith in a dream.</p><p><a href="https://soundcloud.com/0thegroup/0-for-radio-71-playlist-from-the-green-mountain-felicia-atkinson">https://soundcloud.com/0thegroup/0-for-radio-71-playlist-from-the-green-mountain-felicia-atkinson</a></p><p><a href="https://soundcloud.com/profoundlorerecords/prurient-frozen-niagara-falls-portion-one">https://soundcloud.com/profoundlorerecords/prurient-frozen-niagara-falls-portion-one</a></p><p>But it’s what I’ve been saying all along: the living no longer matter. We feed on and regurgitate our dead in ways that would make their ghosts scream if they hadn’t already been recycled into iPod cases. Aaliyah reaches across the void to communicate sorrow; unfortunately her message becomes obscured beneath Drake’s burbles and baby-coos.</p><p>You say One Direction, I say Tupac Hologram<br>
You say Skrillex, I say Whitney Houston<br>
You say Aphex Twin, I say Kurt Cobain<br>
You say Sia, I say Sia in four years (cast bones don’t lie, sad-but-true.wav)<br>
You say Chelsea Wolfe, I say Per Yngve ‘Dead’ Ohlin<br>
You say Kanye, I say Biggie Hologram (coming 12/21/16)<br>
98% of teenagers continue to listen to living artists. If you are part of the 2% that believe the opinions of the living are void and worthless and that only the dead should be allowed to speak and grace our ears with wisdom from the next plane, share this with ten friends so that I make more money.</p><p><a href="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/202213662" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">SoundCloud Track (202213662)</a></p><p><a href="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/203286334" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">SoundCloud Track (203286334)</a></p><p>I hope you’ve enjoyed the last four years with me, unearthing strange sounds and words. Immense gratitude to <span class="s1"><a href="http://simoneklimmeck.com/" target="_blank">Simona</a> and <a href="http://shaltmira.weebly.com/" target="_blank">Shaltmira</a>, whose illustrations elevated my words immeasurably. </span>I’ll still write things about mostly <a href="http://www.electronicbeats.net/kiss-of-the-whip-a-beginners-guide-to-prurient/" target="_blank">Prurient</a> apparently on EB, and will continue to mentally ejaculate across a variety of other places, including my own³ <a href="http://blackblackgold.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">BlackBlackGold</a> and <a href="http://www.unreal-life.com/author/daniel/" target="_blank">UnReaL</a>. So if you liked this, you’ll loathe and despise that. Don’t click these links to lose an enslaved iPad. Also there’s now <a href="http://audioccult.com/" target="_blank">an unaffiliated Audioccult record store</a> in NYC. It looks cool. Bye!</p><p><em>Extinguish the candle. Clean the sigils off the floor. And slowly, gently, inhale your soul—remember that? You can have it back. This was Audioccult, and now it’s time to arise.</em></p><p><a href="https://soundcloud.com/unreal-life-com/blackblackgold-the-spirals-memory-1">https://soundcloud.com/unreal-life-com/blackblackgold-the-spirals-memory-1</a></p>
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# The Death Of Audioccult *"This is an open letter inviting you to explore a special selection of audio/visual pleasures culled from my own musical and artistic associations and associates. [This is the cult of audio.][1]{: target="_blank"}" **-- Audioccult Vol. 1*** *"In the old days, they'd g...
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What a loser that guy was. Last thing he did was lose." -- [Norm MacDonald][2]{: target="_blank"}* . I started Audioccult shortly after I began working with Electronic Beats, in 2011. It was conceived as a way to showcase small, weird bands I thought were cool; bands that oth...
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BRING ME BACK TO LIFE." -- Me to Anna Nicole Smith in a dream. [https://soundcloud.com/0thegroup/0-for-radio-71-playlist-from-the-green-mountain-felicia-atkinson][10] [https://soundcloud.com/profoundlorerecords/prurient-frozen-niagara-falls-portion-one][11] . But it's what I've been saying all ...
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If you are part of the 2% that believe the opinions of the living are void and worthless and that only the dead should be allowed to speak and grace our ears with wisdom from the next plane, share this with ten friends so that I make more money. [SoundCloud Track (202213662)][12]{: target="_blank...
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You can have it back. This was Audioccult, and now it's time to arise.* [https://soundcloud.com/unreal-life-com/blackblackgold-the-spirals-memory-1][20] . [1]: http://www.electronicbeats.net/audioccult-vol-1/ [2]: http://www.electronicbeats.net/audioccult-vol-108-nihilism-is-the-norm/...